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Hoes & Eskimo Bros

from A Time For Teens by Sexy Teenagers

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lyrics

When I first learned about
Birds and Bees and Grass and Trees
I was never meant for this
Then I figured out I chose not to settle down
I had something more to miss
Lately in these days I’ve chosen to to misbehave
Looking for that little thing, you know what I mean
Combatted Physically, Competed Intellectually
Celebrated Drunkenly, and Known each other Biblically

My Friends are Hoes and Eskimo Bros

In case we haven’t met, let me bring ya up to speed
My name’s Baja, and all Y’all slept with me
And that strummin sound you hear, Thats Chrisobuhr over There
He runs on Free Beer
Smoke me to a haze, take me away from darker days
Please just be an easy lay, I’m too old to be afraid
Yeah we shut down bars, have sex in cars
Then we’ve gone to far, Don’t smash that Guitar

My Friends are Hoes and Eskimo Bros

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from A Time For Teens, released December 19, 2020

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Sexy Teenagers Rochester, New York

Four work-a-day chucklefucks playing party-punk for people who are sad enough to drink, or at least can drink enough to get sad. This quartet of sad clowns serve as a reminder that, no matter how long the day is, there are still wings, drinks, and dick jokes waiting for you somewhere. ... more

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